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snesfreak
11/22/2010

Senor Chang: Everyone once in a while a student will come up and ask: “Senor Chang, why do you teach Spanish?” They say it just like that. “Why do YOU teach Spanish?” Why you. Why not math? Why photography? Why not martial arts? I mean, surely it must in my nature to instruct you in that’s ancient and secret. Like, oh, building a wall that you can see from outer space. Well, I’ll tell you why I teach Spanish. It is none of your business, okay? Now, I don’t wanna have any conversations about what a mysterious, inscrutable man I am. Ohehehehehe, ohohohohohoho. I AM A SPANISH GENIUS! IN espanol my nickname is El Tigre Chino. Because my knowledge will bite her face off. So don’t question Senor Chang, or you’ll get bit. Yeah, bit. Yeah, bit.

_{From Spanish 101 – Community | Season 1 | Episode 2}