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Community Quotes – Season One

Senor Chang: Do I feel a breeze here? Because someone just struck out!
Jeff: She blew you off too, Chang.
Senor Chang: Is that what you have to fall back on? Look at me, bro. Look at me. I’ve got the body of a fifth grader, okay. If I was working with what you’ve got, she’d be at the Comfort Inn right now giving me a Mexican Halloween.
Jeff: It’s this campus. It feeds on my coolness. I got no moves anymore!
Senor Chang: Moves? Everything’s a game to guys like you. I know one move I bet you’ve never tried in your life.
Jeff: What is it?
Chang whispers something in his ear
Jeff: *walks up to Prof. Slater* Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I’m so lonely. I haven’t slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.

_{From Introduction to Statistics – Community | Season 1 | Episode 7}