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Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking

Episode #	2×16
Synopsis:	Pierce (Chevy Chase) ends up in the hospital after ingesting mysterious pills and believes he’s dying. The study group gathers at his bedside as he imparts his “final” words of wisdom and shares specially chosen gifts, which are secretly meant to torment them. Britta (Gillian Jacobs) struggles over what to do with her blank check for “charity,” Jeff (Joel McHale) contemplates the possibility of meeting his long lost dad and Troy (Donald Glover) meets his idol LeVar Burton (“Star Trek: The Next Generation”). Alison Brie, Yvette Nicole Brown, Danny Pudi and Ken Jeong also star.
Airdate:	2/17/11
Viewers (Millions):	4.11
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Prof. Whitman: Sloppy. And considering the ages of these girls, unwittingly creepy.
Jeff: Damn it! *hands girl money* Beat it. Professor, will you look at the amount of work that I’m putting into to this? I mean, throw me a bone.
Prof. Whitman: Had I not already cried at the sunrise this morning, I would be weeping right now.
Jeff: What does that mean?
Prof. Whitman: What do you mean, Jeff? What does your life mean? How long does it take you in the morning to make it look like you have bed-head? How many sweatpants-sport jacket combos did you try before you found the one that said, “I don’t care?” Seize the day, Jeff, for real. Go running naked in a hail storm, kiss a girl in the middle of the day. Fly a kite, but do it for yourself. Or you won’t just fail my class, you’ll fail life.

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