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Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts

Episode #	2×22
Synopsis:	When the Anthropology class assembles for their final exam, Shirley (Yvette Nicole Brown) notices a twinge, which quickly escalates into full-blown labor. As Jeff (Joel Mchale) and Britta (Gillian Jacobs) argue about how best to help, Chang (Ken Jeong) is anxious to claim this “early” labor as clear evidence that it’s a “Chang Baby!” Meanwhile, Greendale is hosting a World Food Festival in the parking lot and a riot ensues – Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) is caught in the crossfire. Chevy Chase, Alison Brie, Donald Glover and Danny Pudi also star.
Airdate:	4/28/11
Viewers (Millions):	3.35
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Jeff: I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So, either I’m God, or truth is relative. And in either case, booyah.
Duncan: Oh. Interesting. It’s just the average person has a much harder time saying “booyah” to moral relativism.
Jeff: Duncan, you have to play shrink to protect your pride. I accept, you’re chicken.
Duncan: Are you trying to use reverse psychology on a psychologist?
Jeff: No, I’m just using regular psychology on a spineless, British twit.
Duncan: I’m a Professor, you can’t talk to me that way!
Jeff Winger: A 6 year old girl could talk to you that way!
Duncan: Yes, because that would be adorable.
Jeff Winger: No, because you’re a 5 year old girl and there’s a pecking order!
Duncan: Fine, I’ll do it!
Jeff: Thank you.
Duncan: Yeah, with pleasure. Bye! Yes! Good! Why am I still shouting? I’m drawing attention to myself.

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