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The Art of Discourse

Episode #	1×22
Synopsis:	Shirley gets Pierce kicked out the study group, Jeff and Britta plot revenge on a group of high schoolers who make fun of them for attending community college, and Troy helps Abed accomplish some of his film-clichéd social goals.
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Jeff: Gentlemen, I’m sure you suspected That Ms. Perry was pretty odd before the recess. But if you could’ve heard all the stuff she just told me in the shower, you would realize she is all the way out of her entire damn mind. She doesn’t want to succeed, because she doesn’t think she can. So she goes out of her way to fail.
That’s crazy! But, do we really want to make it a crime to be crazy at Greendale? I mean, look at us. I mean, you two are arguing about status at a college that correspondence schools make fun of. Dean, you want so bad for this place to be ivy league that you are putting us at risk of electrocution. Because everyone on this campus is nuts.
Leonard: Not me!
Jeff: Oh, come on Leonard. If you’re going to argue with me, put on a bathing suit
Leonard: Busted. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

_{From Advanced Criminal Law - Community | Season 1 | Episode 5}