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Britta: Vacations are wasted on the young. You guys gotta get out there and see the world at some point, or you’re gonna miss your entire lives. Annie: Where did you go Britta? Britta: Amsterdam, I think. I’ll know more…

Jeff: Hey, watch it punk! Britta: What are you, 80? Jeff: He’s the one trying to bring disco back, I don’t have to be old to know it’s not gonna happen. Leonard: What it is, Soul Brother! Britta: Well, if…

Whitman: Mr. Winger! I hope you will be seizing the day this summer! Jeff: Thanks Professor Whitman, and I hope you’ll be seizing a more contemporary movie! Jeff: Looking good Leonard, stroke or Tai Chi? Leonard: Tai Chi. Jeff: Keep…

Annie: Before we start, i’d like to have a preliminary pow-wow, or prelimawow, about what I’m calling our library’s back-door conumdrum. Abed: Sounds like a porno with Kate Winslet. Troy: Oh. The last thing I said to him was “suck…

Vaughn: See, that’s G, the most important chord. In my mind, it stands for God. Jeff: You know what I don’t get? He never wears a shirt; he never wears shoes: why hasn’t he died from lack of service? Troy:…

Dean Pelton: It’s valentine’s week. When the Greendale Human Being is the Cupid Being, delivering your gift to that special someone. But remember, cupid’s face is magic marker on nylon, so love is not only blind But also dizzy and…

Britta: Oh, great, so much for baggels. Jeff: So much for what? Britta: The baggels, you dropped them on the floor. Troy: Uh, they’re called bagels. Britta: Uh, I lived in New York Troy, I know what a baggle is.…

Jeff: Oh look, a Human Being has a little human with it. How bloodcurdlingly adorable. Slater: Jeff, we need to talk. Jeff: What’s wrong, are you breaking up with me? Slater: Oh, heh-heh, maybe we don’t need to talk. Abed:…