A terrible fan site for Dan's shows and other things related to him
Pierce: Wow, who’s the dumpling with the nice Asian pair. Jeff: That’s the first time sexism has made me hungry, but she is something. Jeff: I fear I may have to let her see me nude. Pierce: I might have…
Shirley: Can we please stop fighting? We’re starting to hurt innocent perverts. Annie: I can’t believe this is our twentieth and final diorama of the year. Britta: I can’t believe our assignment is to make a diorama of us making…
Starburns: You have to surrender your guns, and your drugs. Annie: That was a game. This is paintball. Pierce: It began with a dream Annie. A dream and an impulse to hide in the men’s room. I found that people…
Jeff: We just created 50 potential meth heads, and the least we can do is hit the reset button and get that number down to the national average. Annie: You don’t count Britta, you don’t respond to anything appropriately. Britta:…
Narrator: Gather close that you might harken, the story of Fat Neil. Born stout of heart, but large of bone, his adolescent year were shadowed by scorn and mockery. Outlets of fantasy afforded him some escape from the darkness throughout…
Troy: Jeff, what do you do when you and your best friend want to ask the same girl to Valentine’s Day but neither of you have dibs ’cause both of you fell in love with her at the first sight?…
Britta: Hey, hi, hey I’m Jeff’s dad. Jeff: Hi Jeff’s dad, I’m Britta’s dad. Britta: What? Why? Jeff: I don’t know, got drunk, didn’t have a condom, and her mom get’s freaky when she hears oingo boingo. Britta: Oh god…
Abed: For GCTV this is Abed Nadir saying: Did you know you can make napalm out of common dish soap and cat food? Starburns: I actually withdraw my candidacy. I fear a political career will shine a negative light on…
Troy: In what war is he a criminal? In the battle for our affections?!? Chang: Why do I have to put the VCR on 3, if Bones is on 5? Chang: Between you and me, I don’t Chang a lot…
Abed: What could I do? It was Cougar Town. Jeff: If you want me to take it seriously, stop saying its name.