A terrible fan site for Dan's shows and other things related to him
Pierce: I digitized my entire movie collection. Goodbye VHS, hello Selecta Vision CED Video Disc. Britta: I’m very psyched for the new semester, or should I say, Intro to Human Psyched. Abed: Mm… Shirley: The worst. Britta: For our midterm,…
Jerry: Unclog one toilet with me and tell me you don’t feel something, and I’ll never bring it up again. Pierce: Fans of the product I suppose, in the wipes business we call them towel-heads. Pierce: I’m gonna sue the…
Dean Bigley*in old commercial*: Greendale has the most advanced typing class in the southwestern Greendale area. And now you register by fax. Pierce: This is outrageous! I’m not leaving my trailer ’till there’s food. Dean Pelton: You don’t have a…
Britta: I’m volunteering at the animal hospital. Troy *excited*: Animal hospital? Abed: The animals are the patients. Troy *disappointed*: That makes sense. Troy: It came! Our limited edition $299 Dark Knight DVD with bonus footage, special commentary, and a Christian…
Jeff: Come on guys, I’ve got class in 15 minutes. This should not be that difficult, we just need to figure out an idea for our final history project. Britta: What we need to figure out is Greendale’s obsession with…
Pierce: I don’t understand, we’re having a party before we’re going to the real party? Sometimes I think you young people are just making this crap up. Annie: There’s nothing in your playlist but Spooky Party, the Beetlejuice soundtrack, and…
Shirley: Here’s Ben dressed as a dragon. Annie and Britta: Awwww. Troy: Here’s me and Abed dressed as Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy. GIRLS: Awwwww. Annie: Who’s Nick Nolte? Everyone: Awwwwww Professor Kane: As somebody who just finished spending the…
Abed: Don’t shoot red-haired guy. Bill: Why not? Troy: Something’s not right about the game, we just took out a guy who turned out to be a professional paintball assassin. Dean Pelton: A professional? Ahhh! Dean Pelton: That doesn’t make…
Jeff:: Can we stop walking in slo-mo now? Abed: 20 more yards. Pierce: You guys are walking in slo-mo? Troy: How do you know it was our design, we submitted it anonymously. Whoops. Dean: One of you actually came forward.…