A terrible fan site for Dan's shows and other things related to him

Working on the site again

snesfreak
02/10/2015
General

So finally I’m putting in some work on the site, but I’m way too out of it to go through and do quotes for every Rick and Morty episode. So, I need you all to leave comments with your favorite quotes from each episode. Or post them on the forum.

Also if you’re looking for Rick and Morty or Community shirts check out our TeePublic Merch Store, lots of talented artists on there.

snesfreak

Snes started and has been running this site since 2010, and has yet to show he's qualified to run anything. A big fan of Community, Rick and Morty, HarmonQuest and Harmontown.

Clearly not a web designer, or a graphic designer, or capable of keeping up with news and content.

Articles: 350

Pierce: Awesome. Look at awesome Jeffrey Winger. Too awesome for old Pierce, with your hip shirts and your gelled hair, and your cool tape over your mouth. Why is everybody wearing tape over their mouth?
Jeff: It’s a protest, Pierce.
Pierce: Oh, good. Because I know what I’d like to protest, how much you hurt me.
Abed: Conflicts like these will ultimately bring us together as an unlikely family.
Troy: You have horrible breath right now.
Pierce: First you constantly blow me off, then you want me to do your homework. Then you tell me I’m trying too hard to be your friend, so you have to go. You had to come out here to pretend to care about the stupid stuff she cares about. His words, not mine.
Jeff: He is paraphrasing. Pierce I got an idea. Why don’t you go get a cup of coffee and hold some waitress hostage with a monologue about your sperm.
Pierce: I’ll show you some sperm buddy. *tries to take a swing at Jeff, and his arm catches on fire* Is this your idea? What the hell? Fire. No, I’m not ready to die! Ahh, ahhhhhh.
Jeff: Oh, oh. He’s…He’s…He’s jumped in the fountain. He’s fine.

_{From Spanish 101 – Community | Season 1 | Episode 2}

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